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Fri April 19, 2024
	Billionaire GOP donor is in a war with a former business partner which has reached the "burning down buildings" stage. This is fine source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Lake Alfred, why do you have a 90 year old city commissioner? More importantly why do you have a pedophile 90 year old city commissioner? Tidy up source: fox13news.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Therapist used his "laser beam penis" to "burn up the trauma" of sexual abuse his patient experienced as a child source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	22
	Man gets life in prison for swirlie incident source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	4
	"It suddenly just came to me. What if the glacier was president?" source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	See, you takes some rubles, and you gives somes to Trumps but you keeps most of thems for yourselfs source: rawstory.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Photoshop these cold beverages source: crosstimbersgazette.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Man fears for his life after finding hidden door in basement that "leads to the unknown", or as it's more commonly known, "another room" source: mirror.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	51
	Weeners everywhere source: wave3.com \| share: Copy Link	24
(Some Guy)	Not quite a news leak but it is a leak: Trump is violating his gag order by hotboxing the courtroom source: intomore.com \| share: Copy Link	174
	If you give a cow a Colt source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Police Chief calls man who stabbed ex-girlfriend 15 times a coward, doesn't discuss whether or not his officer who observed the attack is also a coward for not attempting to stop the attack source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Airline crew dismayed to find out that Brits live up to their reputation as being the world's worst drunks after some of them drink all of plane's booze within 25 minutes of take-off (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	29
	Hotel from The Shining goes up in flames. Authorities are still searching for cause, but exploding boiler tops the list source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	NYC has a problem with their massive amount of poop, asks researchers what do with it all source: gothamist.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	You really can't blame them, you don't want to see a 2 year old go to jail for the rest of his life source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Caption these sophisticated shoppers source: southernliving.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Last year there was a shooting and now three days before opening day a lighting strike starts a fire at an ice cream. stand Does God really hate Kennywood Park? source: pennlive.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	School penalized by Virginia Department of Education for not providing appropriate education for disabled student. Solution: sue Dad for $600K source: wset.com \| share: Copy Link	62
	I can't believe the news today. Fifteen former soldiers investigated for perjury over Bloody Sunday will not face any charges. I can't close my eyes and make it go away source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	So, apparently, we've given AI control of a fully armed Air Force fighter jet. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? source: theaviationist.com \| share: Copy Link	87
	Paris on full lockdown after man threatens to detonate his belt source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	36
	I was imprisoned for two and a half days, and now you will be imprisoned for 47 years. Eventually, I might forget you, but you won't forget me source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	OK, Blacks and Chinese can buy homes but we don't want the Irish source: courthousenews.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	Emergency rooms: Give birth somewhere else. We don't want that type of liability source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	75
	Ga-RAGE against the machine: Homeowner fined by HOA for using their own garage. Fark: It takes four years for a judge to agree with homeowner source: the-sun.com \| share: Copy Link	80
	Fire engine catches on fire. While inside the fire station. Moe Larry and Curley first on the scene source: nbcphiladelphia.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	You want to retire but you have no savings? Not ok, boomer source: businessinsider.com \| share: Copy Link	129
	Study shows mentally stimulating work is key to avoiding dementia, so be sure to submit your recommended daily allowance of clever Fark headlines source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Mormons go wild over Middle School rumors and innuendo about furries source: news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	97
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this artist at work source: liveabout.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Why is Liz Truss in the news? Does she have a book tour about how badly she screwed up or something? source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	It's not the first time money has saved someone's butt in an emergency source: longisland.news12.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Good news, everyone: Israel's attack on Iran was a "deescalatory strike", so we can look forward to Iran's dedeescalatory counterstrike in the coming days source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	99
	Day 786 of WW3. Mordor loses a strategic bomber and UAF claims credit. More "attempted" drone strikes at ZNPP, Ukraine aid bill supposedly gets voted on tomorrow, and Emperor Hirocheeto weighs in on the topic. This is your Friday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	214
	Sure, just like the "pros" told you to "wear a mask" and "get vaccinated" and "stop eating horse paste." Face it folks, if the pros knew what they were talking about, they'd be rich. I know where I'm investing all my money source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	34
	At last, incontrovertible proof that no child is safe in the presence of a drag que-- oh wait, scratch that. It was another cop source: abc27.com \| share: Copy Link	73
	Man drinks at 120 bars in 24 hours to set new world record, gain eternal bragging rights at Fark parties source: upi.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Make sure you put 'Elmo's satellites stripping the Earth's atmosphere and destroying all of us' on your upcoming bingo cards source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	71
	Do this on Tinder and you're guaranteed to bang source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Copying the Alzheimer's portion of your airport's namesake's life is not recommended source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Conservation now has equal claim to public lands as drilling and grazing. Take that, cows rolling coal source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	I stood my ground because was trying to sacrifice my body to Bigfoot source: people.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	If you put a deer hunting stand in a Minnesota state forest, expect a response by howitzer source: bemidjipioneer.com \| share: Copy Link	25
(Some Guy)	Ship losing power near a bridge. It happens more often than you think source: thebaltimorebanner.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Today's heartbreaking failure of late-stage capitalism cloaked as heart-warming act of volunteerism brought to you by one dedicated dad in Billings, Montana source: kbzk.com \| share: Copy Link	46

Thu April 18, 2024
	Millennials want to retire in their 50s...most likely to slowly ride into the sunset on their sparkle-farting unicorns source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	99
	Jailhouse Pickleball blues source: arlnow.com \| share: Copy Link	13
(Some Tornado Watcher)	Oklahoma decided to bring large scale disaster movies back source: newatlas.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	Virginia schoolbus takes kids on an unexpected field trip to the DMV source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	10

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